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Wednesday
Oct202004

Callaway Disclaimer: World Record?

Callaway reported lousy earnings again, but more eye-catching is a disclaimer buried down in the press release.

Guinness might want to see if this is a world record for the longest litany of excuses ever offered in one sentence.

“Actual results may differ materially from those anticipated as a result of certain risks and uncertainties, including but not limited to delays, difficulties or unanticipated costs in integrating the Top-Flite Golf and Callaway Golf assets, brands and businesses, the maintenance of good vendor relationships, adverse market and economic conditions, market acceptance of current and future products, adverse weather conditions (including the effects of the recent hurricanes in Florida and the east coast) and seasonality, competitive pressures, fluctuations in foreign currency exchange rates, delays, difficulties or increased costs in the manufacturing of the Company's golf club or ball products, or in the procurement of materials or resources needed to manufacture the Company's golf club or ball products, any rule changes or other actions taken by the USGA or other golf association that could have an adverse impact upon demand for the Company's products, a decrease in participation levels in golf and the effect of terrorist activity or armed conflict on the economy generally, on the level of demand for the Company's products or on the Company's ability to manage its supply and delivery logistics in such an environment.”

That’s 187 words in one sentence, for those of you counting at home.