Now You Too Can Own The Deluxe Driving Range Turd Holder Used By Miguel Angel

John Strege reports on the $3.95 labradoodle feces cigar holder that blends seamlessly with your range balls and expedites your chase for the ever elusive case of lip cancer.

Comments

[Gabe]

Ouch, what do have against cigars, Geoff? Or is it the nanny-state California that has gotten to you (I live here too, so I understand).

[Geoff]

Who said I have anything against them? I'm all for killing off any part of the population stupid enough to suck on those things!

[3foot1]

Thank you, Miguel Angel, for strengthening the species...

[Press Agent]

There's few pleasures in life that match a good cigar during a round of golf.

[Press Agent]

Having said that, it is no secret that real men are disappearing. Google The disappearing Male.

[rb]

And few things more aggravating then a large pile of gar ashes in your putting line.

[Sclaff & Foozle]

Seems like a PGA Tour hot shot, even one with a pony tail, would have his caddie hold it for him.

[The O]

I don't smoke cigars often, but I have had one from time to time on a course. Who brings them on the green, though? You leave them off on the side where they don't leave ashes and the like.

[Written off]

I watched a retired general burn up most of a driving range with his stogie once. Dry with high winds, it only took about 90 seconds to scorch well over 200 yards of grass.

The grass rebounded better than ever!

[Nancy]

Ponytail, gut, cigar, in that order.

[rb]

"You leave them off on the side where they don't leave ashes and the like. "

You do...many don't.