What Was He Thinking? Jason Dufner Thought Bubble Contest!

This Deadspin-posted photo of Jason Dufner doing some PGA Tour charity work--you know it is the heart of the PGA Tour--just screams...thought bubble contest.

Please, visit Deadspin, study that limp body language and mortified facial expression and then submit your finest efforts only below in the comments section...

Comments

[Ryan Crance]

"Can't believe I forgot my Copenhagen"

[Paul Regali]

"How do I get that pic Keegan keeps posting of me off the Internet"

[Jd]

"when's snack time"

[DTF]

Add a big red nose and no other changes whatsoever and those kids woulda thought a circus clown paid em a visit!

[Half-Shack]

"My teacher's so mean for putting me in a time-out."

[pasaplayer]

Maybe I'll just be pro golfer so I won't need an education.

[Jt]

"I really need to spit out this dip out or I'm gonna puke in that bucket"

[Jeff]

"Hope I get candy in Speech"

[RES]

"Whining takes care of everything"

[FWIW]

"School still sucks."

[dbh]

Woulda sworn the kid I'm sitting on was going to make a better cushion.

[KLG]

That teacher's really hot. I better sit on my hands.

[Ludell Hogwaller]

"I'll never eat white bean soup again."

[KS]

My wife just realized she's out of my league.

[JSS]

It's lonely winning your singles match in the Ryder Cup but your team loses.

[The Big K]

Wow, this is way harder than Auburn ever was...

[Willie]

Somebody needs a nuisance wipe.

[Snoozing Marshall]

Huh? I always look like this.

[JRP]

"First and second grade were easy, but social studies, long division, this is gonna be tough"

[Uhh....]

Hey! 4th grade was the best six years of my life!

[PABoy]

These kids aren't as entertaining as the ones in the Verizion adds.

[johnnnycz]

Is it time for gym class yet?

[Glyn]

"Kill me now, please"

[Garry Smits]

"What the hell did they put in the milk and cookies?"

[Bob]

Man, this class is even slower than Ben Crane playing golf.

[Mrs. Mashie]

When is recess?

[Bardolinks]

Boys and girls, Mr Dufner is here today to tell us what it's like to be a professional golfer. What do you suppose a golfer does, boys and girls? Let's ask Mr Dufner. Mr Dufner?? MR Dufner???? MR DUFNER?????????